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大话西游
Big words of western tour（大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters: Niumo King、Zhizun Monkey、Purple Xia、Little Monster
Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Niumo King is going to have a concubine.N：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….L：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
N：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!
N：Let me introduce my brother to you!My bro!
Come here!This is my brother.N：Purple , listen to me.I think I have fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.L：I object!
N：What?
L：Purple xia has a means to test her lover.If you can pa it, I will shout up!
Z：What’s this? Really?
L：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.L：Magic Sword?
N：Let me do this!
P：It’s not true!It’s just a joke.It is still meaningle even if you can put it out!
L：King, Iron Fan Prince has come.N：Aaa……
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: Zhizun Monkey、Purple xia
Z：Why are you hiding here?
Z：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall in love with me whole-heartedly.Because I have decided to tell lies, I have told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
P：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
Z：You should kill me!Kill me!I’d found my true love, but I did not treasure her.I left regretful after that.It’s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to add a time limit to this love , I’ll say 10 thousand years!
P：What can you tell your wife?
Z：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I ……
P：I help you!
Z：No, it’s dangerous!
P：You don’t want to?
Z：I do!But ……
P：I trust you!I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.Chapter3
Site：At midnight purple xia comes to the garden with the box quietly.P:Zhizun monkey,where are you? I bring the box to you.Z: oh I am here.thank you my purple ,i am so grateful that you are willing to take the risk for me.P:I do this because i love you.can i go with you ? Niumo king will not forgive me and i won't stay here any more.Z:I will take you away after I settling all the matter down.wait me!
P : I believe you and I will wait you all the time.please don't leave me alone.Aside:Zhizun monkey leaves and no longer come back.Purple xia realize that she is cheated by him and she is published by niumo king to death at last.Chapter 4
Site :Five hundreds years later, Zhizun monkey come to a city.there is a group of people surround
a building.On the top of the building there are two people.A girl and a boy.They are turn to be the reincarnated Zhizun Monkey and Purple xia.Zhizun monkey is so shocked because the girl is much alike Purple xia.The girl wake the memory of what he has done to Purple.He is so sorry
and shame for it.RZ:I think I shouldn't come.RP:It's too late.RZ:Leave some memories, Ok ? RP:I don't need memory,I want you RZ:You can just get my body,Instead of my spirit.I've got a lover already.We won,'t have good
result.Let go of me.RP:I'll let you go.But you have to ki me Before you've left.RZ:I'm just a powerle warrior.If ki you.My image will be ruined.RP:You're lying.You daren't ki me.Because you still love me.I'm telling you.If you reject me, You will regret for you whole life.RZ:I won't ki you even if I regret.Its fate Hearing for this, Zhizun monkey decide to help the girl.so he bring a blow and make all the people can't see anything at a moment.Then he poe the boy immediately
RZ:I will stay here for my whole life。I love you。
