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我这个人，做梦都想发财。早上醒得贼早，总想天上掉金子。平日，我对报纸屁股上、墙壁上、电线杆上那些教人发家致富的广告特别留意。

功夫不负苦心人，在一根电线杆上，我发现了一则广告：“寄来10元钱，告诉你一个可使全国每人（至少全国1／10的人）给你1元钱的致富方法。”后面是寄钱的地址。读书的时候，我的数学成绩不太好，可全国有13亿人，1／10就是1．3亿，我还是算得清楚的。如果每人给我1元钱，我就有1．3亿元啊。只要10元的投资，就有机会当亿万富翁。当时，别提我有多高兴了。

我立即抄下地址，并且把那张巴掌大的广告撕了。干啥？这还不明白，我怕别人看见这条致富信息，岂不多了一个竞争对手？我迫不及待地赶到邮局，按地址寄去10元钱。

之后，我开始等待，生怕人家突然反悔，嫌10元钱太少，不肯告诉我做亿万富翁的绝招。盼星星，盼月亮，我终于盼到回信，拆开一看，二指宽的一张纸条，写着三个字：“做乞丐。” 第一回发财不成，倒成了别人发财的工具。我并不灰心。没过多久，在一张报纸的中缝，我又发现一条振奋人心的信息：“朋友，你想在21世纪发财致富吗？请速汇10元钱，我们教你一个致富绝招，包你在最短的时间内，成为富翁。”不就是10元钱吗？我毫不迟疑地寄去10元钱。

一个月后，我收到回信，打开一看，也是一张二指宽的纸条，这回，多了几个字：“兄弟，你好，感谢你的信任和支持，若想发财致富，可像我们一样，刊登相同的广告。同时，给你一个忠告，切不可索价太高，否则，不会有人上钩。祝你好运。”

我知道，10元钱又作了贡献。让一个财迷心窍的人清醒过来，这是很难的。在另一根电线杆上，我又看到一个广告：“寄10元钱，告诉你一个在银行存500元，获利1000元的方法。”激动归激动，这一次，我清醒得很。前两次，只怪自己太贪心，妄想一步登天当亿万富翁，天底下哪有这样的好事。这一回，看人家的许诺，现实多了，500元变1000元，如今，在这个信息爆炸的高科技时代，飞行器都可以登陆火星。这码子事，聪明人还办不到？

我没有迟疑，又一次从邮局寄去10元钱。真不好意思说，这次，对方的回信仍只有几个字：“存几十年。”

Pole admirers

The people I want to be rich, even in the dream.The morning wake up thief early, always want to sky drop of gold.Daily newspaper, I bottom, wall, a telephone pole rich teach those rich advertising for special attention.Kung fu broke, not in a power line, I found an advertisement: “send to 10 dollars, tell you a can make the national each person(at least 1/10 of the country's people)give you pay $1 rich methods.” Send money back is the addre.When you read, my math grades isn't very good, but the national 1.3 billion people, 1/10 is 130 million, I still is clear.If everybody give me 1 yuan, I have 130 million yuan!As long as 10 yuan investment, to be rich.0.1 billion organic At that time, don't mention how much I happy.I immediately copied the addre, and made the old life advertising slit.Stem what? This also not understand, I afraid of other people see this rich information, not many article a competition? I can't wait to get to the post office and sent by addre 10 yuan.Later, I began to wait for, for fear that the somebody else suddenly turning back, don't think 10 yuan too little, refused to tell me do 0.1 billion millionaire sleeves.Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, I finally wish to reply, open a look, forefinger deep wide a note to write three words: “be a beggar.”

For the first time a rich, but became the tool.Others' fortune I don't lose heart.Before long, in a newspaper, the ZhongFeng and I found a exciting information: “friend, do you want to become rich in the 21 st century? Please fast remit 10 dollars, we teach you a rich recruit, wrap you in the

shortest poible time, become a millionaire.Not is 10 yuan of money? I hesitate to send you 10 yuan.A month later I received a reply, open on see, is also a forefinger deep wide note, this time, many a few word: ”brothers, hello, thank you for your trust and support, if you want to become rich, but like us, published the same advertising.At the same time, give you a piece of advice, must not bid was too high, otherwise, won't someone take the bait.Good luck to you.“ I know, 10 yuan and made a contribution.Let a blindly selfish people wake up, this is very difficult.In another root pole, and I see a advertising: ”send 10 dollars, tell you a in the bank deposit 500 yuan, profit of 1000 yuan method.“ Excited to excited, this time, I was awake.The first two times, only themselves to blame too greed, magic when millionaire, 0.1 billion delusion even it's too good to be true.This time, see somebody else's promise, reality, 500 yuan 1000 yuan, now, the change in the information explosion of the high-tech era, the aircraft can land on Mars.This kind is impoible, and the wise man? I did not hesitate again, and again from the post office to send 10 yuan.I'm sorry, this time, said the other side of the letter is still only a few words: ”save decades."