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应聘
应聘者：Eric（阿信）Linda（燕青）Washaby（李四）Angle（猪）老板：Bo（一天）
秘书：Jimy（华哥）
B(一脸嫌弃表情): The interview was about to begin, you 'd better shut your mouth.Don't lost my face.J（边看资料边一脸媚笑）：OK,OK,OK.阿信敲门，无言。
J：Come in!
(此时B瞪J一眼，J悟，抱歉地笑一下。)
E：Hello, I'm Eric, I graduated from Xiamen University.B:Go on.E:Pay attention,Xiamen University.B:So what? We need experienced personnel.E: Although I have no experience, but I have high academic qualifications, I think my highly educated are unmatched.B: Do you know behind an able man there are always other able men?
E:I just know that no hire me is your lo.J(贱笑):Good, personality, I like。
B（对J）：Shut up！
B（对E）：OK, The first such, you go back and notice.B(抬高音量)：Next one.李四上场，同时E(惊讶地看着B)：This is over?
B：Yes.W（看着老板傻笑）
B：What are you doing now??
J:Please introduce yourself firstly.W:I’m Washaby.J(笑):Wa~shaby！
W:Yes,I’m shaby!Oh, no no.Sorry, I'm a little nervous.B:Where do you graduated from?
W:My home.B(无奈撑头): What qualifications do you have?
W(傻笑):Eating.Drinking.Playing.J(抱头)：Oh my god！
B:All right, you can go out.(甩出一张纸到地上)
W(委屈离场)
猪敲门：May I come in?
J(抢在B前面)：Come in,please.A（进场捡起纸张放在老板面前之后坐下）:Hello,I’m Angle.Today I am here to interview, very nervous and excited.But I'm not afraid.B:Good.Why would you want to come to our company for an interview?
A：Because this is the talent competition in the local, I want to exercise my ability.J(突然鼓掌):Very good!
B(拍一下J的头，转向A)：I'm very pleased with you, to notice.A(优雅起身)：Thank you.See you latter.在猪开门出去时，燕青冲进来
L(气喘吁吁):Sorry,sorry,I’m late.B:No,you are not.L(急):No, I’m late！！
J(突然插一句)：Yes, you are late,B：Shut up!
B(对L):Please introduce yourself.L（坐在座位上架起二郎腿 抖脚。）:I’m Linda.I have read a lot of books, but I have the experience.I have many years of work experience。
B（皱眉）：What kind of jobs have you had?
L：Selling clothes。
J（夸张）：What?！
B: Selling clothes and work in a company is not the same concept.L:Really? But I still want to try, I think I can do it.B:OK,I will think about you.You go back and notice.
