让人吐血的中式英语摘抄

让人吐血的中式英语摘抄

让人吐血的中式英语

（仅供娱乐）

1.u ask me,i ask who?

你问我，我问谁？

2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see

如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看

3．you dont bird me,I dont bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！

together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have

nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouseson can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下