英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版_荆轲刺秦王英语剧本
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Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；母氏；谋士阿二，三；莫愁；旁白等 旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）： Long long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where are my ministers? 阿二 阿三: Honey, we are coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿二：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? 二十一世纪最需要的是什么（这句话要跟观众交流）阿二 阿三：Talent!人才！
太子丹：Great!Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿二：After screening I have one promising persons on hand.阿三：I have one too!太子丹：What are they? 阿二：His name is JinKe.阿三：Her name is LiMoChou，my lord!太子丹：but who should I choose ? 阿二：Tomorrow let them PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as poible, OK? 阿二 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲 ：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁：Are you challenging me? 荆轲 ：Off course!耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁：Come on!。。。。。。。。Look，帅哥！
（李莫愁扭头，荆轲打到李莫愁）荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why？you are 使诈
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（赢一个人需要理由么，不
需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.阿二：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿二(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯： Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? TCM is Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：Ok!I will 忍痛割爱！母氏 come here!（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与母氏跳探戈，拥入怀中）
荆柯： You are so cute, I believe that I have fallen in love with you.That may be the love at first sight!(一见钟情)（将母氏甩出去!抛媚眼)太子丹：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take them and her!Do you really like? Really? 荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.Action Ш
荆珂挽着母氏，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will mi you, baby.（太子丹，阿二，三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起 荆珂：Darling, I love you.母氏：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.。。音乐停(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)力拔山兮气盖世，时不利兮骓不适，骓不适兮可奈何，母姬，母姬，奈若何！母氏：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.母氏:“I promise.” 荆轲:“Never let go.“
母氏:”I promise.I will never let go, Jingke.I'll never let go."（《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）母氏努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去（霸王别姬音乐起）第四幕：murdering(刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。
大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck.I am late.The bonus of this month has been lost.大臣乙：I am tired.I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good.Good.Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things.Be quick, to have a look.大臣甲：Come on 秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。卫兵甲：“Can we begin？” 秦王“begin”
卫兵甲：“Let the people of Yan Jingke come in” 秦王：“Jingke.What’s wrong with you？”
荆柯：“Nothing.Nothing.May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things，quickly！”
荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。
两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……
大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。
秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me? 荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again.What would you like to say?（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆柯：My lovely lady，Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it.Only after losing it.I found myself regretting.No pain in the world comes near this, if God could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you!“If there had to be a limit of time
before the end of love.I hope it would be ten thousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall！
第五幕：Escape（逃跑）
二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。卫兵甲：Bad luck.He has no money.卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking!I have searched all his body, just two socks.卫兵甲:What?? Two socks? 卫兵乙:Nothing.Nothing.(回头)Too dangerous.卫兵甲:Put the socks out.卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子
卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。卫兵乙：Too dirty.(两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.二卫兵：Really? Where is the money? 荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。
荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea.If you do it, you will get lots of money.二卫兵：Oh, please tell it to us!荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death.Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death.So no one will find out the secret.二卫兵：Good idea！(竖指)荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽路人出现。二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good！两人一把抓住路人
路人：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong.Oh, no no！!Have I crime? 二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)剧情可自行改动，根据人数可将某些角色的台词化为一人！或一人多个角色！
