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语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》
广西财经学院 木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play----Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君)Tang's monk(唐僧)The Monkey King(孙悟空)The old man（老头）The little girl（小女子）The old woman(老妈)pig(八戒)大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close.Let me introduce our group aigned roles.......（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.老妈：（看见唐僧面生，便过来询问）师傅，你们是打哪来啊？
唐僧（走到老头和老妈子面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？）Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。）老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam.Take it easy.What happened? 老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。
Master, there is a spirit here.He wants to marry my daughter, tonight.We are all afraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir.My apprentice has great capability.Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。
Alas!, master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable.But every time, they were defeated by the spirit.You’d better keep away tonight.老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！” Monks, you can seize the devil ah, my daughter can't marry the devil!唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？
老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！” 老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。”
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside.Don’t come out no matter what happens.八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy!Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple.(猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。)八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid.Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.(小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。)
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？ Carry you on my back? All right.You're my wife after all.Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。Okay.Let’s go.（音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。）
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？ Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？ Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。Yes, I do.I do.（继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。）
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。I here!小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore.Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。我们就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea.Let’s have a rest.Show me some skill then.八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。OK, let me show you my skill.You silly, where are you going?，I'm taking you to meet our master..八戒：什么？取经人来了？ What? Has Tang's monk come? 悟空：走吧。Yes.Let's go!
老妈：高僧啊，真是多谢你们了！多亏你们，我女儿才能逃过劫难。Monk ah, Thank you so much!Thanks to you, my daughter can escape.老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。Congratulations!老妈：高僧留步，这是我们给高僧们路上用的银两和做的几件衣服，希望你们能用上。Monks stay, this is we gave the monk road made of silver and a few pieces of clothes, hope that you can use.唐僧：多谢施主！徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）Thank you very much，Let's go ahead, my disciples.老头：高僧一路好走啊
悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to.Let's go!(八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。)
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