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Role Play—— Treasure

Tom

Friend 2

Mom

Girlfriend Father

Narrator Friend

Scene 1

Narrator: Tom is a senior 3 student.But different from other students, he is an art student.That means only by working very hard in painting, can he have the chance to enter a good colledge.It was already 1 o’clock at night.But Tom is still painting.（头上绑一条白布，写着“FIGHTING!”）

Mom:(with some banana, milk and walnut, come in)

Oh, my dear son, let’s have a break and eat something ~(take up the walnut)Walnut can make you become smarter ,（take up the banana）, banana can make you have a good mood , and the milk……

Tom:(impatiently)Enough is enough!you are so noisy, mom.Couldn’t you be quiet?......Father: What’s going on out there?!(come to mother)How many times I have told you , don’t border him.Our son is gifted in painting.He is going to be a painter~!……(notice what Tom has painted)Oh, shit!

Tom: How do you know it’s shit, Dad?!(excitedly)

Father: What are you painting?!How many times I have told you, to be concentrated, concentrated！……（被Tom打断）

Tom:(unhappy)I know ,I know, …….leave me alone ,OK?!(When father and mother have gone ,Tom 抓头发。。退场)

Scene 2

Narrator: A year later, Tom entered an art university.Haven’t seen his family for so long, Tom’s homesick becomes more and more serious.Tom:(with photo in his hand , very sad)Mom!Dad!I mi you!~ …….Friend 1 : Hey~ guy, what’s wrong with you ?（notice the photo）homesick ?(Tom , in an absent ,pay no attention to his friend)

Friend 2 :Come on, Man~ That’s not like you~!What about playing DOTA ~!You are sure to be happy again ~!

Tom: DOTA , DOTA , DO your sister!……Get out!None of your busine!

Friend 2:(angrily)What the hell are you thinking!Don’t expect us to help you next time!...（想打架）

Friend 1:(Friend 1 trying to stop Good Friend 2)hey, hey, calm down, calm down！……

Scene 3 Narrator: Today is March 7, the girl’s day.But Tom is still playing computer games when his girlfriend want to have a date with him.Girlfriend:（撒娇状）Honey~ You know what date is today?

Tom: The day I can upgrade my equipments…….Girlfriend: Oh, my gosh!Can’t you think about anything else except your computer game?!Now, I ask you , if your computer and I drown into water at the same time , which one will you save ?！

Tom : Of course you!

Girlfriend: Oh, really!~(happily)

Tom: Because computer won’t work after drown in the water…

Girlfriend:(angrily)Do you love me on earth！

Tom:(游戏快输了)Oh ,NO!.......(upset)

Girlfriend :(push Tom away)哼！（跺脚,气走。。）

Narrator: From then on , his girlfriend and clamates stay further and further from him , Tom become more and more lonely and sad.Tom :(此时Tom 45度 仰望天空)It seems…I’ve lost something……

The host:(sum up)If we are still unaware of the importance of treasure , we will continue to lose lots of wonderful things around us~ So, let’s start to cherish everything in our life ,no matter what we encountered, for they make you a colorful life ~!

What attitudes should we hold towardz life? There is a kind of attitude that we usually ignore-----treasure.We are Let’s share a vidioe abaut life.