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一位主持，两位评委，三位求职，其中求职者有一男。主持人出场，开场音乐《firework》
主持人：先生们，女士们，欢迎来到我们的节目，我是主持人XX。
Ladies and gentlemen，welcome to our program.I am the host—XX.首先，让我们介绍一下今天的评委老师，他们分别是南通软件园的XX和苏州网络公司的XX。
First, let us introduce our judges, they are Nantong Software Park XX and network company in Suzhou XX.在节目开始之前，由我先向大家介绍一位新规则。
Before the start of the program, I have to introduce a new rule.各评委可以通过求职者的自我介绍及求职目标等来了解求职者。
The jury by job seekers self-introduction and job objective to understand job seekers.其中亮灯表示支持，反之则表示不支持。
The light support, otherwise not supported.最后仍有亮灯者，则可直接进入该公司；否则求职失败。
Finally, there is still light, can directly enter the company;Otherwise the failures.今天参加面试的都是在笔试中表现较好的求职者，接下来，让我们来看一下他们的精彩表现。
Today to participate in interviews is written in the better job seekers,Next, let us look at their wonderful performance.让我们欢迎今天的第一位求职者XX。
let us welcome to today 's first job seekers.XX
音乐《All We've Ever Known》
求职者1：大家好，我叫XX，毕业于XX学院。我的专业是计算机网络技术。
Hello, my name is XX, graduated from XX College.My major is computer network technology.在校期间，我学到了一句话：爱笑的女孩运气不会太差。
During school, I learned a word: love laughing girl not bad luck.今天来到这里是希望得到一份软件测试的工作,期望月薪是3000元.Here is hoping to get a piece of software testing work, expected salary is 3000 yuan.主持人:ok，来看看两位评委的问题.To have a look two judges on the problem
评委1：你之前有过相关的工作经验吗？
Do you have any experience?
求职者1: 抱歉，我才刚刚毕业。但是在学校里我的专业成绩都不错。
Sorry, I just graduated.But in school, my grades are good.评委1：你最突出的优点是什么？
What is your greatest strength?
求职者1: 我觉得我最大的优点是坚持不懈直到成功。
I think my biggest merit is unremittingly until succe.因为不坚持到最后，谁也不知道结果会是怎样。
Because they do not adhere to the last, who do not know what the result would be.评委2：嗯，XX，我想告诉你的是：并不是所有事都需要坚持的。
放弃该放弃的是无奈；放弃不该放弃的是无能；不放弃该放弃的是无知；不放弃不该放
弃的是执着
XX，I want to tell you: Not everything needs to adhere to the.Give up this giving up is the helple;give up should not give up is incapable;do not give up the abandoned ignorance;do not give up should not give up.求职者1：嗯，谢谢老师。
Thank you.主持人:请两位老师做出自己的选择。
Ask two teachers to make their own choices.有一个亮灯《我相信》
主持人：恭喜一号求职者，XX
Congratulations on the seekers
求职者1：thank you
求职者1退
主持人：下面有请2号求职者XX
Below are the 2 candidate XX
音乐《All We've Ever Known》
求职者2：大家好，我叫XX，今年21岁，来自上海，本科毕业。
Hello, my name is XX, this year 21 years old, from Shanghai, graduated.主持人: :ok，来看看两位评委的问题.To have a look two judges on the problem
评委2：如果我录用你，你认为你在这份工作上会待多久呢?
If we hire you, you think you're in this position will stay long?
求职者2: 本着对公司和自己负责的态度，我虽不能十分肯定地说个时间，但是一份工作至少要做三五年，才能达到一定的水平并且做出一些成就，这点是可以肯定的。
In the spirit of the company and responsible attitude, I am not very affirmative ground says time, but a job to do at least three five years, in order to achieve a certain level and made some achievements, it is a safe bet.评委1：请谈谈你对加班的看法。
Please talk about your views on overtime.求职者2: 我会尽自己最大的努力来提高工作效率，避免不必要的加班;不过如果公司需要，我还是会积极响应。只要是工作时间，我都可以全身心地投入工作。
I will try my best to improve work efficiency, avoid unneceary overtime;but if the company needs, I will be a positive response.As long as the hours of work, I can devote their work.评委2：那你期望的薪资是多少。
Then what is your expected salary.求职者2:3000元
主持人:
两位老师还有什么问题吗？
The two teachers are there any questions?
请两位老师做出自己的选择。
Ask two teachers to make their own choices.无灯亮
评委1：你会是个很优秀的员工，但有点不适合当秘书。
You will be a very good employees, but are not suitable as a secretary.主持人：那我们把掌声送给2号选手。
Then we get the applause to the contestant No.2
求职者2：谢谢两位老师，我会好好考虑的。
Thank you two teachers, I will think about it.音乐《隐形的翅膀》
主持人：下面欢迎我们的3号求职者：
Welcome our No.3 job seekers
背景音乐起《Can You Feel It》
求职者3：今天你主持啊Today you over?
主持人：对啊，一直我主持，你别太紧张，紧张不利于接下来的发挥
Yeah, I, you are too tense, tense is not conducive to the next play.求职者3：我还是有点紧张I'm still a little nervous。
主持人：不不不，别紧张，放松，放松，No no no, don't be nervous, relax, relax
求职者：放松啊（松到坐在地上）Relax？
主持人：你是在表演吗？You are in the show?
求职者3：不是，一放松我就这样。
Not, relax and I would like.评委1：你不要紧张啊，你这一紧张，我就觉得你没有办法正确的表达你自己的观念和想法。你期待你一个月多少薪资。
You don't get nervous, you this nervous, I think you have no way to expre your own ideas.You look you how much a month salary.求职者3：给钱就行
Give money on the line.评委2：你说你要多少钱？
You say you want how many money
求职者3：不对，老师要是给我钱，不就是包养我吗
Wrong, if the teacher gives me money, is keeping me
主持人:你是什么意思啊？你来这儿不是找工作？
What do you mean? You didn't come here for a job?
求职者3：哎呀，不好意思，这里不是相亲的啊！
Oh, feel shy, here is not a blind date!
主持人：这是应聘的！This is for!
求职者3：呃，不好意思啊，我说怎么还有男的呢！
Well, feel shy ah, I said how there is a male!
主持人：没关系，还是欢迎你的到来。
Never mind, still welcome your arrival.求职者3下去又上来
求职者3：今天来了也不能白来啊Today to also can not come!
求职者直接拉走一位评委，音乐《我相信》
求职者3：放错音乐了吧 Put the wrong music.此时音乐《罗密欧与朱丽叶》
