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英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人

Act I

(on Wenming road of Sanmenxia, 1980s。A man is selling

yangrouchuan)

Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine,eaten one, want nine.Hi!Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)

Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!

Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to calla taxi for you?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor?

Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 'm just have a look.The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impoible!you 've been here for 2

hours.Dabao: Really ?

Xiaofu: Yes, of course.Dabao: How do you know it?

Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been

looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’ｓ a big bug!

Xiaofu: Oh.Don’t waste my time!Please pay the tax----10 Yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan?!My god.I had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok?

Xiaofu: Don't cheatme, you've sold more than 2 hundred yuan.Dabao: 6yuan, my dearsisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you , not for me, let's split the difference.8 yuan ,ok ?

Xiaofu:(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)

Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m bankrupt.I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!

Act II

The next scene happened in new century.China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way,how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!

(In the market;Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)

Dabao::Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan.Eaten one, want nine.Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi,Dabao: Hi.Xiaofu and Dabao:: What a familiar face.Xiaofu and Dabao : It’s you!

Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you are still selling Yangrouchuan.How is your busine?

Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still a beautiful lady!

Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you.No SARS, no dirtine;Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great!Have you……

Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married;I’m still single.Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?

Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax!Of course.I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu: Your receipt, please.Dabao:(shows the receipt)Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu: Great!What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao: Thank you.It is my duty.I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu: Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy!

Dabao: Let’s do it together!

Xiaofu:: I have to go now.Bye-bye.Dabao, See you tomorrow.