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Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a bo soon!Candy, money, candy, money……
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the cla is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!……
M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!
A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.D: Here you are!(给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad!Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the cla is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again.They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes.We had some candies just now.A: I had some too!
D: Oh!You’ve cheated me!You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler.I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.Scene 4:(At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey!You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home!(轻声并拉小贩)
S: No!My candies are nice and popular here!And…
C: You are telling a lie!I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him!Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it.And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩)Look at the two girls!Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK.I know.(羞愧)
C: Let’s go home.Let’s go home.Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen!Don’t buy the candies next time.They are bad for your health.D: Yes, he is right.And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me.Try to be an honest person!Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.D: OK, Let’s go.N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered.And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well
