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泰坦尼克号Titanic后现代搞笑版-英语话剧剧本
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旁白：It’s a cold evening.The Titanic has sunken.Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean.This is Jack.This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK?（边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.Jack: What are you doing!（扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.Oscar: Hey!She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I.Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding.Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more!Take your knife out!（从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）
Oscar: Ok.Let’s go fighting!（同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting!（用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no!Please stop!（拉二人）(J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水）Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no!（向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.Rose: OK.Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean.It’s colder and colder.Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes.You see we are so lonely.Jack: Don’t worry.I have this!（从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）
Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman!The famous Superman is my brother.I’m willing to help others.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.Jack: Take my girl together.Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）
（Indian Prince上，向观众合掌问候）
Prince: I am a prince from India.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Prince: OK.I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away.Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Prince上下晃动围巾）
Prince: Oh, no, it’s broken!My blanket!（边说边后退，渐远）
（Indian Prince下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I?（向观众）My name is Harry Potter.I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）.I lose my way.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god!Go away at once!（指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.Jack: Rose, listen to me.I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for
a long time.You must live, so I will jump into the sea.Rose: No, no, no.Jump or not jump, this is a question.Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will ble us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose.You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no.Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life.Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死，继续叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）.
