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作者：张凯

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Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao

Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelatiohietweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhaenedin1980s.

ActI

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(iazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)

Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slied,takeitup,)

Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!

Dabao:(changefaces)

Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’otaxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?

Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impoible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)

Howdoyouknowit?

Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!

Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!

Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'litthedifference.8yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)

Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!

ActII

Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehaenediewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!

(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith“NOSARS”)

Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.

Two:Whatafamiliarface.Two:It’syou!

Dabao:10yearast,youareastillataxcollector.Xiaofu:10yearast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.Howisyourbusine?

Dabao:EverythingisOK!

10yearast,youarestillbeautifulladyianliheofBeijing.Xiaofu:10yearast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearefore.Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtineervepeople,serveme.Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……

Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?

Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.Dabao:(showsthereceipt)

Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!

Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’aidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.Xiaofu:You'retheloveliestpeopleiewcentury!

Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectoriewera!

X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadierwithyou?

Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhuand?

Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?

Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)

Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.TheEnd