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A ：I know you all don't believe this is my 1001st interview, but, it’s ture.When you see my next interview, you will know.C ：Scenario one，in the Microsoft corp.A ：Good morning , sir.B ：Good morning。So,are you Mr.zhang ?

A ：Yes.Nice to meet you

B :Okay ,Let's start the interview

C: After asked the degree and the experiences of work.The interviewer asks.B : How much is the Windows 7 pro in the mainland of China.A : Just 5 yuan,sir

B : Oh,god ,next!

C :Scenario two, in the Google company

A :For a job, I will never give up.Today I go to Google company for the 1002nd interview.B :From the beginning before the interview, I want to ask you where you get the news of the interview of Google.A : The baidu.B:....You can go!

C :Scenario 3, in the Mobile company

A : Okay ,The 1003rd interview.My father found a job of mobile customer service , he said this work is simple, so I coming.C:The interview went quite smoothly,Finally, the interviewer said.B :Nice, please leave your phone number.If you are employed, I will call you.A : 1 3 2...B:Wait a minute,1 3 2...?Out!

Scenario 4 ,in the Nokia corp.A :Hundreds of failed, I have understood the reason of the failure in the interview, because I just ignored these small problems.But this time, I made the full preparation.B :What is the slogan of the Nokia?

A :Technology are based on human.B :Well, your performance is great, if no accident,you can come to work tomorrow.C :At the same time...the phone is ringing.A(手机响）：Hello Moto....B: Out!