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唐僧收孙悟空 预计7分钟

演员：旁白，唐僧，孙悟空，观音

旁白：500years ago,Sun wukong made havoc in heaven,so he was prisoned under the wuzhi moutain by Rulai.500years paed with a “duang”„„

观音：（从台下飘上来）wu wu wu wu wu ,kong kong kong kong kong„„

孙悟空：（蹲着，代表被压在山下。不耐烦）Who is it？Guanyin? You again?Over the 500 years,you come here once a week,do you know you are very boring? 观音：See, you are wrong,I’ve got some good new’s for you 孙悟空：If the new’s isn’t about “Set me free”,just shut up.I’m very busy now,The world l foundation invited me to become theirs image speaker 观音：（疑惑）Image speaker？

孙悟空：（得意）Yeah，Jackie Chen has made a fortune by being the image speaker of Bawang shampoo,so I just want to earn some pocket money.观音：（疑惑）But now you are under the moutain 孙悟空：（得意）Moutain? If it were not for Rulai’s face,I would have transformed into a fly and run aw-ay 观音：（无语）e„„

孙悟空：（无奈）But„„it is comfortable here and everything here is wonderful,the most important is the housing is free,（奸笑）besides, sister Guanyin alw-ays come to visit me.In fact, I work at day time, and sleep here at night~ 观音：But why you are not at work today? 孙悟空:ha? Today is weekend.观音：Soga（日语）

孙悟空：So,what thing do you want to tell me today? 观音：（用唱戏的口音）Just listen to me~~~~ 旁白：With her words ,she take out a little book(表示“小本本”)from her pocket.观音：Today Baiyun market 2 yuan for 1 pound cabbage 3 cents cheper than Tianhe market,potato sell by pile,(高兴)hei hei，4yuan for 1 pile.NO.16 booth sells water-injectsd meat,and I found it 孙悟空（无语）„„ 观音：And fish„„

孙悟空：（打断观音）Eh„„In fact ,I am interested in shopping.观音：（尴尬）Eh„„I’m sorry,this is the wrong page.This is the book I keep account for Rulai 孙悟空：（叹气）

观音：（翻书）Here is the thing I want to tell you.(正式的语气)Sun wukong, male,because he made trouble in heaven 500 years ago,so he was prisoned under the wuzhi moutain.Now,after the hand votes of 大妈 in 天竺街道管理委员会, we decided to let him become a apprentice for Tangseng,a monk come from Tang Cha’s.If he doesn’t obey the order,(非常狠的语气)we will plug his eyes, splashed he with boiling water, step on his small tail.(温柔正式的语气)Of course,the agreement should be agreed by both sides,and in line with voluntary.孙悟空：（无语）„„（气愤）Voluntary？Why not let me plug his eyes first? 观音：（很拽的语气）You should be grateful，at least, you could join in our organization and„„ 孙悟空：And what? 观音：(靠近孙悟空，很小声)Xu„„ 孙悟空：（疑惑，模仿观音,很大声）Xu!Xu!观音：（用拳头打孙悟空,小声）Shut up!Here is the monk,I’ll go now.（飘走）孙悟空：ha?this is the monk? 唐僧：（出场，用济公的调子唱）Broken shoes,broken hat,broken clothes,you laugh at me,he laugh at me,everybody laugh me„„(说话)Accroding to my GPS,here should be the place Wukong is here.孙悟空：（挥手叫）Master!唐僧：（高兴,但是没看到孙悟空）Hellow！（往前走）Where are you??(踩到孙悟空的手)孙悟空：（大叫）Ah！You steeped on my hand!唐僧：（不好意思）O„„si mi ma sai(日语)，hellow Mr turtle.孙悟空：（惊讶）Turtle！？

唐僧：Yeah,but I have never seen a turtl with shell as big as moutain,with a monkey’s face.孙悟空：（无语）Guanyin is right„„yours IQ is so low that you can’t go to Tianzhu by youself„„ 唐僧：（小惊讶）You known Guanyin too,she must be the most popular guy in this place.And dou you know a monkey named Sun Wukong？

孙悟空：（送上名片）This is my name card.唐僧：（接过，高兴）Yours name is Su Wukong too, What a coincidence,I’m looking for a monkey with same name.孙悟空：Stop！Use you foot to think and you will know I am the monkey you are looking for!I am prisoned under the moutain!唐僧：（难以置信）Really？？Are you a monkey,are you thinking that I am a fool?? 孙悟空：Fool？you are a fool?I wonder you are praisng youself or abusing the world fool.How could a fool can be so foolish.唐僧：（惊讶）You really know I am a fool? 孙悟空：（无奈）OK,OK,now，go to the top of the moutain,and remove the seal,and then,I can go with you.唐僧：OK,wait a minute(转圈走到黑板前，黑板上提前贴了封条)孙悟空：（喊）Do you find it?? 唐僧：Yes,but I don't know which is the right one.孙悟空：（疑惑）ha? How many seals are there? 唐僧：There are a lot of seals,like “want to rich,first road”(孙悟空惊讶)，“birth one child only is good”（孙悟空惊讶），“please take care you money when you are eathing”（孙悟空更惊讶），“no photo here,penalty 50 yuan”

孙悟空：（高兴）Yes,the no photo one, remove it!唐僧：（撕去）OK,I did it!孙悟空：OK，keep you far away here.唐僧：（走远了一点）孙悟空：Farther!唐僧：（又走远了些）孙悟空：Much farther.唐僧：Much farther and I will arrive India,and I will not need you！孙悟空：OK, I’m coming out!(从地上爬起来)唐僧：（跑回来，生气）The moutain doesn’t collapse? 孙悟空：I just got out of the moutain from a hole,why should I let the moutain collapse?

唐僧：You got out from a hole? What about the seal? 孙悟空：Seal?ha ha just a form.In fact, the seal is not updated and it is not eective now , After-sale service is really bad.let go!(孙悟空唱西游记主题曲的前奏，唐僧追上去)旁白：So,Tangsheng and Sun Wukong start there journey, and Sun Wukong didn’t wear clothes.If you want to find out what happen next, please see the next episode