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612 The One With The Joke 612 笑话

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there.Ro walks in with a magazine in his hand.]

蒋雨晨: Hey, you’re not going to believe this.I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy.They printed it!嘿，这真不可思议。我把我编的笑话寄给《花花公子》，他们竟然登出来了！

薛思强: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.真不知道《花花公子》还登笑话。

蒋雨晨: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism.It’s not just about the pictures.没错，他们登笑话，采访稿，有力的新闻，并不只是那些照片。

蔡海瑞: That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us.反正不会说服妈妈看，我们也不看。

蒋雨晨:(showing them the page)Here, check it out.It’s the first one, too.(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who’s a little angry.)

瞧这，头一条就是我的。

李刚: That is funny.It was also funny when I made it up.很有趣，更有趣的是，这笑话是我编的。

蒋雨晨: What? 什么？

李刚: I made that joke up.这笑话是我编的Ro: Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t.I did.不，不，不对，这是我编的。

Chandler: Yes, I did.I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.是我编的。我在上班的时候把它讲给DAN，他说这是他听过的最好的笑话。

Ro: Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’

(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)嘿，替我谢谢DAN。Ro: What? 怎么了？

Rachel: I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it.Man, that one is funny.(Ro grabs the magazine away from her.)对不起，我在看下面那则笑话，啊，它真搞笑。

Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? 莫尼卡，你记得我给你讲过这个笑话，对吗？

Monica: No.不记得。

Chandler: Seriously? 真的？

Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes!你的笑话讲的太多了！

Ro: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke.But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?

听着钱德，这是我的笑话。但是，嘿，他们没有印我的名字，也许这让你好过一点。所以究竟该归功于谁并不重要，对吧？

Chandler: Yeah, I gue.对，我想是。

Joey:(entering)Hey guys.嘿，诸位。

Chandler:(jumping up from his chair)Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke.嘿乔依，《花花公子》登出了我的笑话。

Ro: No, it’s my joke, it’s mine.You can call them, they’ll tell you.不，这是我的笑话，是我的。你可以给他们打电话，他们会告诉你的。

Chandler: It’s my joke.是我的笑话。

Ro: It’s my joke.是我的笑话。

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa.Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right? 哇呜！笑话？你们肯定知道里面有裸体小妞，对吧？