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《三笑三国》
旁白—黄丽清
赵云—欧日斌
曹操—周会军
夏侯敦—罗靖慧
蒋干—黄忠丽 刘备—杨爱荣
诸葛亮—申海怡
张飞—刘汝强 道具：一坨布（代表阿斗）、枪（剑）。
开场介绍
Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduce the actors.The first is ZhaoYun,he is the mostly actor today.And his black brother is ZhangFei ,and there bo is LiuBei.Don't forget the other side Mr Cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,Don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子A very black people with baby in his band.蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.曹操：那你呢？What did you do? 夏侯敦：I I I„„ I rushed to him and fight with him.I’m fighting fighting fighting！我 我„„ 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then? 蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯敦将军杀退了敌人！Prime minister, it is likely that general Hou dun has defeated the enemy.夏侯敦：唔唔！Zhao Yun used his nine dark white bone fingers to me!I was so fearful.赵云用他的九阴白骨爪对付我，我好害怕！
（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened? 夏侯敦：No！No！No！I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far.Let's run after them.蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理„„（赞同状）Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology......夏侯敦：Yes!Fighting,Fighting!Let’s go!好！打！打！上啊！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）（三人下）
Ha!Zilong is coming now!I could not believe that you have Changsha a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）张飞：子龙！ZiLong!赵云：翼德救我！help！!Third brother.（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经„„（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着）Bo, I have irid my best to protect the little bo.but it have a long time to hear nothing.I am afraid...赵云：chao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father.刘备：咳咳！（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？ZiLong,I don’t want to tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）刘备：为了你这倒霉孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你干什么啊，我摔死你吧！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！
（阿斗摔下）（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓。请大家以此为鉴，日后请善待别人的孩子同时也要保护好你自己的孩子。This is why Liu a Dou is so foolish that lost his country.Please as a guide, please be kind to other people's children in the future to also want to protect your own children.赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ ~~ where is the second bother ?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the Sazhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad!Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more Santalum milk powder!赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状）so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！（惨烈地）刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did ZhangFei returned to former career ？Go to see what happen?（三人下）
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。black man come again，Blacks are very powerful，I'm fearful.曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me.May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yi De from NaYan!(clenches teeth)（咬牙切齿的样子）
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监„„夏侯敦，上去解决他！You are the so called coward,aren't you?HouDun,beat him!（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）旁白：真是厉害的车轮战啊，这时候夏侯已经被张飞打得狼狈不堪了。Is really fierce Che Lun Zhan ah!At this time ,XiaHouDun has been ZhangFei played in disorder.（定格）蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call XiaHouDun general to get down quickly.曹操：你怎么知道？How do you know it? 蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！“Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three”！曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！I think you are too addicted to online games.What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh!my gad!I am over again.又被打败了（蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？ Now the world has changed.Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！CaoCao ,!Shut up!Listen to me!Today you all can't pa this bridge with a live one!曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general DianWei was still alive,We would not be defeated!张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,I really want to sing a song.er, on......On......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only„„you„„（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔„„（以手捂耳，跑下）It’s very unpleasant to hear!太难听了！
曹操：啊！Help!（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
蒋干：啊！It is simply, make the gods cry!简直是惊天地，泣鬼神啊！
（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!It seems, really beat me is someone singing.看来，真正打败我的是某人的歌声。
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！（转过身去，以手捂耳）Look, Prime minister!The bridge broke!The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaa!（痛苦吐血状）
（定格）（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,OK?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!刘备：三弟快打住！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only„„you„„（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。ZiLong，carry ZhangFei back quickly。赵云：好的！OK（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）（张飞、赵云二人下）旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。
