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大学里流行的《钟点工》
小品《钟点工》台词
Dialogues for “ show”
（演员:赵本山，宋丹丹）Actor: Benshan Zhao,Dandan Song.赵：睡的腰上疼，吃的直反胃，脑袋直迷糊，瞅啥啥不对。追求了一辈子幸福，追到手明白了。幸福是什么？答：幸福就是遭罪。
Z: Sleep makes waist pain,eating makes me sick up,feels like lost mind,and anything was wrong,seeking the happine with a life,when I got it,what’s the happine?answer:happine is suffered.宋：有人花钱吃喝，有人花钱点歌，有人花钱美容，有人花钱按摩，今儿我雇个好活，有人花钱，雇我陪人儿唠嗑（lào kē）。
S:Somebody cost for eating and drinking,somebody cost for ordering a song,somebody cost for hairdreing,somebody cost for maage,today I got a nice job,somebody cost for make me talking with him.赵：哎呀，儿子说给我找个人，九点钟到位。
Z: oh,my son told me he asked somebody to talk with me at nine o’clock.宋：这地方拐弯抹角的这才找对，叮咚。
S: this position is ambages,now finally I got it,ding!
赵：谁呀？
Z: who is that?
宋：张 惠 妹。
S: lady Gaga.赵：谁？
Z: who?
宋：是我，大哥。
S: I’s me,honey!
赵：嗳呦妈呀，这小声挺甜，含糖量挺高啊，最起码四个加号。（开门声）我地妈呀，这小声音小老太太呀。
Z:Oh,my god,sounds really good!and sweetly
enough!enough!(Knock)
Oh,Mum,the sounds from a grandma!
宋：别客气，叫大妹子就行，叫妈干啥。这屋里就你一人儿啊？
S: Don’t be so cultured,just call me”little sister!”,no need call me”Mum”,Are you the only one in this house?
赵：那屋还一小狗。
Z:there is a dog too.宋：那就是你了。
S: That’s you!
赵：啊哈？
Z: what?
宋：你儿子说了，打我出门起倒计时，刚才路上堵会车，现在离一个钟头还（hài）有十五分钟，抓紧时间吧，阿。
S: you son said,the count for the time when I out of my house to one hour,the street was block up.now it’s quarter to one hour,hurry up!OK?
赵：干啥呀？
Z: what do we do?
宋：我们的宗旨就是主动热情，用我的真心换来你的笑容（yóng），赶紧的吧，我先把它脱了。
S: our commitment is offered and paional,trade my sweet heart for your smile,hurry up,I take my coat off first.赵：大妹子，大妹子。
Z: little sister,litter sister!
宋：快点吧，没时间了。
S: hurry up!No time now.赵：不行，你别你整明白，你干啥呀？
Z: NO,I need to know what do you want to do.宋：坐下。
S: sit down!
赵：不行。
Z: No.宋：你先坐下。
S: you sit down,OK？
赵：大妹子。我心脏不好。
Z：little sister!I have a not well heart.宋：腼腆型的。这么地吧，我先给你出两道幽默智力题儿，一来呢，测验一下你的智商，二来呢，缓和一下尴尬的气氛。
S: Shy one you are!OK,I told two interesting stories for you,the aim is:
One.Let me know how about your IQ.Two is breaking up the intense.听好啊，可招笑了。Look.it’s really funny!
说，要 把 大 象 装 冰 箱，总（lǒng）共分几步？
It says.Put the elephant into a fridge.how many steps you need?哈哈哈哈，三步。第一步，把冰箱门打开，第二步，把大象装进去，第三（sán）步，把冰箱门带上。
Hu!Three steps.First.Open the fridge.Second.put the elephant into the fridge.Third.close the door.人儿？（赵本山转到身后）哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
Where are you? Hu,hu
你看我都笑成这样了你咋不笑呢？
Look ,it’s so interesting.why you aren’t laughing?
赵：笑啥阿你这。
Z: what shold I laugh at?
宋：嗯，没有幽默感，哈。我再给你出道题儿，说动物园召开全体动物联欢大会哪个动物没（mâi）有来？
S: eh, you have no sense of humor.Another story.The animals are going to take a pity.which animal is the absent?
大象呗，在冰箱里头关着呢。哈哈哈„„„„„„
Elephant!He was closed in the fridge.赵：什么？嗳呦。
Z: what? Oh.宋：嗳呦，笑死我了。Oh,it’s so funny.赵：累死我了都。I am so tired.宋：嗳„„„„„„hu,赵：嘿。大妹子，咱别笑了行不行？ Hi.little sister,stop laughing.宋：怎么地？ Why?
赵：咱弄明白儿子是叫你来干什么来了你能不能告诉我完再笑？
S: I want to know what do my son ask you to do?can you tell me ?宋：陪你说说话，陪你聊聊天，陪你唠唠嗑。
S: talking ,chatting,speaking with you!
赵：三陪呀。
Z: OH, chicken!
宋：说啥呢！
S: what do you say!
赵：大妹子我确实不明白你来„„ little sister,I really don’t know why you are here!
