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顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！

A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶

第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:)Me too-and be sure the gla is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two teas.Which one asked for the clean gla? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！

不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!

B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！

是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。

A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.