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孙悟空 Monkey(M for short)白骨精 Jenny White(J for short)唐僧 Tang Seng(T for short)黄袍怪 Yellow(Y for short)沙僧 Sha Seng(S for short)猪八戒 Pig(P for short)Act 1（J 照着镜子上台）

（这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。）

Y: Hello!It’s me.J: I know it’s you.You call me every day，it has 400 years。Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。)J: You wish!I get one more pimple.How bad!Y: Ah!I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,.I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。)Y；Refuse me again.I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)J: How nasty he is!(她想了想，说)But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。)J:(欢喜万分)Ah-ha，(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)M：Hi,master.T;monkey,where are we ? M;DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi M;Ok，we are coming.(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)M；master，please（指着一休息地方）

（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）

T: Monkey!You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and......(P懒洋洋地突然打断)P: Sir!I’m so hungry.T: I’m hungry too.Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。

（M点头答应，欲要离去）

T;monkey,just go to changqingfandian.M;yes sir.(欲要离去)T;monkey,wash your box.M;ok.ok(欲要离去)T;monkey,be careful M;thank you sir(欲要离去)T;monkey....(M不耐烦打断)M；you,go away(飞奔而去)

（剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。）J: It’s a good time.（J迅速地打扮好，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅）P: Ah, a beautiful girl.Hello!What’s in your basket? It smells nice!J: Some food for my son.《husband》-P: I’m hungry.Can I have some?

（心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。）T: Pig!be polite.J: You are very kind.I can give you some food.T:（双手合十）Good girl。

M: Monster!（T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分）S；master master,Pig Pig, come here M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you.J: How nasty you are!M: Monster!Take my stick!（M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住）P: Beauty, run!Run run.(T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great。情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。)（终于，T唱完了）

T:(清清嗓子)Monkey, go and buy the lunch.I’m very hungry.M: Yes，master，Just stay here。（边说边画圈）。Goodbye sir.（M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天。）（J见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。）J: Ouch。

（J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。J: Come, come Come。。

（T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获。）M: You again!J: You。you.How nasty you are!M: Now you cannot run!(T 刚刚清醒，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，感叹；monkey is really great。不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了。J乘机溜走了。)（T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。P忽然发现M正望着J远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。）

P:(调侃地)Ah, you like that beautiful girl.(M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。)T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you can’t love her.loving girls needs time and money.you don’t have much time and much money.M: I won’t.T: That’s fine.Everybody ,are you reday?（列队齐声）：Yes sir。(音乐响起——《Nobody》)（转身跳起了nobody）