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Bragging A: Our family’s hobby is bragging!B: Our family’s profeion is bragging!A: Our family bragging do not pay taxes.B: Our family bragging do not pay anything!

A: It is true that I can go to the WC by myself when I was born.B: Climb? You climb? A: Does anyone can climb when he was born? B:But how are you going? A: Taking the bed as WC!B: that is interesting!Unlucky bed!

A:As to bragging, no one can match me!B: I do not believe, dare you PK me here? A: There? No problem!

B:As to the meal, I can eat five bowls of noodles!A: I can eat eight kilogramms dumplings for a meal!B: Oh, I got a fever!A: Well, I have a fever, too!B: I covered with a quilt at night,but the next day,I found the quilt was burned with a big hole!

A: I held a handful of corn when I slept, the next day, I found the corn turn into popcorn!B: I'm higher than the trees!A: I am taller than the tower!

B:I stand on the earth, and my head can touch the sky!A:one piece of my lips touch the sky, and the other against the earth!

B: But where is your face?

A: who cares the face when bragging!B: oh!who cares?