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导演： hi, do u know me? What？ You don’t know who I am? ok ok , I will give u some clues.Look, who is he？（冯小刚）o, yes, now ,u know who am I.what!U still don’t know。O my god, it’s so obvious who am I.(生气的样子)秘书在一旁扇风一边说 秘书: clam down, clam down, my dear director, you are the most famous , handsome, talented director.You are a genius in my heart.导演：（开心的点头）yes of course.ok, let me introduce myself, I am feng da gang , today I will direct a new film and I will select someone who get the chance in my film.Ok, don’t speak more, now let’s begin.秘书：（站直）Number one, let’s welcome
范小冰：（风情万种，妖娆妩媚的走到舞台中间，定格姿势，给观众飞吻）hello, I am fan xiao bing, what? You say I am look like fan bingbing.(hehehehe笑)thank you.I know I am very beautiful, charming and sexy(走向导演)oh, honey, dear director.I love you so much.(导演高兴)when I was young, I want to be a actre.导演：do you have some talent ? 范小冰： just open your eyes as big as you can, there will be a fantastic dance show for u.(打个响指)come some music(第八套广播体操音乐响起，之后音乐迅速变成芭蕾音乐)（跳完，面向观众鞠躬）thank you.(面向导演)，honey，is it a wonderful performance? 导演:(目瞪口呆状)范小冰：（在甲眼前晃手）oh, darling, are u ok? 导演：my god, have u use some stimulant drugs this morning, u make my nerves nervous.get out 范小冰: oh no sweet, you break my heart(掩面离去)秘书： next one.翁翁：oh , dear audiences, I mi you guys so much.(和观众使劲挥手疯狂状态，随即想到什么)oh, I am a fair lady，I am very grace.(小莲花步走向导演)nice to meet u, director.导演（与之握手）nice to meet u too, so introduce yourself.翁翁： I’m celine wengweng, I am very international.You know ,I don’t have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 7 American Music Awards, 12 World Music Awards and a Oscar award…(hehehehe)in the future，I will get.导演: ok, stop.Time is limited, just begin 翁翁：ok , I will use a song to conquer u(一首歌)just enjoy it.(唱歌时间)导演：stop, stop(翁翁不理，导演和秘书一起捂着耳朵)翁翁：is it wonderful？ 导演不语，秘书 next one
嬷嬷：（对着翁翁的背影沉思）to be or not to be , that is a question.To sing or not to sing , that is a question too(走到导演面前牵起他的手做亲吻状)I am glad to see u , my dear lord.导演（娇羞状）oh it’s really a big surprise, so, what’s your name? 嬷嬷： my name? do you know xu zhimo, 导演点头，I am his father’s brother’s cousin’s granddaughter xu momo.导演：I don’t care who u are, show me your talent.嬷嬷： I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her I love u（嘤嘤的哭）
导演： oh, I can’t stand, show u the door 嬷嬷：（转身离开，继续台词）if there is a time limit, I hope it’s 100years
导演：I am very profeional director, how to find this unprofeional actor.Next one 秘书: my dear director , there is no next one.导演：what ,no one comes here except they three, o, god 秘书：What do u think about me?(摆出最风情万种的姿势)导演：you…秘书点头
导演：ai, give u a chance 秘书：（模特表演时间）the most handsome director, I know you have a good taste.So ,do u want to say something? 导演： let the three come here 范小冰： honey , u like my dance ,right? 导演：en ,u know my film is very elegant, through your performs I found some potential, so , I will give u the chance 众人：really? You really have a good taste 导演： I just worried if I don’t want you, who will want u.do u have confidence 众人：yes we do（齐跳小苹果）
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