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面试
角色:面试官面试者一号面试者二号
面试官坐在面试会议室里焦急地等待着1号面试者,一边望望外面,一边看看手表,显得很着急。
过了一会儿,一号面试者出现了,只见他脚着拖鞋,下身穿着超短牛仔裤,上身穿着无袖长衫。头发凌乱未扎,口嚼口香糖,手插着裤兜,一幅250的样子走了进来。
面试官马上现出吃惊的表情,眼球乱转,瞳孔放大
1号面试者一走进面试厅,便来了一个
1号:Hello!(好像跟面试官很熟似的一边招手一边说)。不等面试官示意,就自作主张地拖了一张凳子坐下,还翘着二郎腿。
面试官此时面露不满之色,但还是忍着问道:
面试官:Nice to meet you, you must be the first interviewee, Eme.1号:Yes, it's me.Don't say nice to me you , in order to establish good relation between us, you should say “Long time no see!”
面试官额头冒汗,手一边擦拭一边无奈地说
面试官:Yes, yes, yes.......you are my bo.Ok, I have got your detailed information from your resume, You are an English major graduation and you desired position is translator.So, can you just translate the following Chinese sentences into English ?(拿出一份材料)
1号:It's a piece of cake。(满脸自信地接过材料)so, can i start it ?
面试官:Yes, please.1号:We Chinese have five thousand years' history, we have people mountain people sea, we Chinese are the toughest nation in this world.Why ? First, because we have strong mental power, which is pa down from our pioneers.Secondly, because we have long river, long wall ,yellow mountain , yellow river.Last but not least, if you dare to invade us,we will give you color see see.面试官在也无法忍受如此中国式的英文翻译了,迫不及待地打断
面试官:Oky.......please stope here.I even can't understand a word that you said.挫败地停了下来,继续说道
1号: I also can speak Korean
面试官面露喜色
面试官;ou, can you show it ?
1号:Of course.my boyfriend comes from south Korea,i made a video to him yesterday.A ni ha sai you(大家好), oba, o ku xi ba , it's impoible to not think of you.oba, ya, i really love you.why stop fighting.Can you tell me why do you do?Are you happy so, are you play me so,a xi ya(韩国感叹词)i even got your nam in my body, my name's first letter, the big “s”, the big “s”.面试官: if i were you boyfriend , i would break up with you.Ok, Any way, the interview is over.Now, ge out
1号,泪流满面地离开了
面试官烦躁地说道
面试官:What a day!
第二幕
一面试官坐在座位上,迎面走来一位求职者
只见这位求职者一身正装,落落大方,体态得体优雅
一走进面试厅便鞠了个躬,起身说道
2号:nice to meet you, mi Li.面试官:nice to meet you to ,please be seated.拉开椅子,优雅地端坐好
面试官:Can you introduce yourself briefly?
2号:Certainly.My name is Emma.I'm chatty and always full of energy.That's why i choose English as my major.I graduated from Shunde Polytechnic.I benefited a lot from my special courses: Translation, Writing and International Trade during my 3 years' study.I have already acquired basic skills in busine translation.So, i believe that I' am qualified being a busine translator.面试官:thank you for your introduction.Can you tell me Why you choose our company?
2号: I know your company is the top one in this field.Besides, your company often offer training and promotional opportunity for employee.so , i like to work for your firm.面试官:Ok, next question.Can you tell me what attributes that a ace busine translator should have?
2号:I think an ace busine translator usually has the following attributes.The first one is proficiency.He or she must acquires basic English skills, including listening, speaking, reading and writing skills.Secondly, a busine translator should obtain much of busine-related knowledge.The last one is cro-culture awarene.面试官:oh, you know a lot.i think we have the opportunity to work together.2号:Thank you for your consideration.(两人起身握手)
结束:
According to this small drama, we can learn that good manners and profeional skills are the key to succe in our job interview.If you pay attention to both of them, you will hopefully set yourself apart from your competitors.