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17:57 剧本英文名称《A War between Two Women》
剧本中文名称《两个女人之间的战争》
很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩,女人之间的战争,有意思。Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping.They buy a lot of stuff.Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)Lucy: Oh my god!What a treasure.Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.Lucy: Look!He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much;I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay!(Looks angry).Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman!I saw him first.He’s mine.Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman.I saw him much earlier than you.Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.Peggy: But I’m taller.Look at you, little short hobbit.Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.Peggy: You’re so mean.Lucy: You too.(Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm!I hate you.Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man.)
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.I’ll be a good girlfriend.Andy: Sure.You’re very beautiful.You’re like a super model.To be your boyfriend is my honor.(Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much.I can give you a happy life.Andy: You’re very beautiful, too!Especially your big eyes!They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy!There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me.Look at them;they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes.I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly.Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.Peggy: No!Don’t listen to her.Listen to me.Lucy: Get away.Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar.She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling!Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy.She stole my boyfriend.Lucy: Nonsense.He’s my lover.Bonnie: Stop it!It’s no use quarreling about it.You should have a talk.Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy.Friendship is precious.(Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater.Peggy is waiting for Andy.Lucy is also waiting for Andy.They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.(At this time, Andy arrives;both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together.(Andy looks at the watch).The movie will start soon.Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move!Give me your money.Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet!I won’t kill you if you give me your money.Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir.I’ll give you all the money I have.Don’t kill me.If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward!How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad.Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are!Killing you is waste of my strength.Chicken!(Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money.(Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry.Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend!I’m feeling so sorry, too.Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right!Then, let’s go eat.It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea!Let’s go.(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up!I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying.I can’t believe it.Allen: Actually…….(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby!I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow.Don’t be late next time.Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I……(Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird.Don’t pay attention to them.Let’s go.Andy: Sorry, I got to go.See you next time.Bye.(They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure.But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..Peggy& Lucy: Gay!
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