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英语寒假学习班

汉普森我要说100%的漂亮英语！

这篇文章教你一些名詞的正确用法喔~~ 让你不会說出中式英文!虽然我本身不同意它所说的每一点，不过还是很具有參考价值。

If U R in the US, U don't open conversation(on telephone)with a 'Hello' but with a 'Hi'

The telephone is never 'engaged', it's always 'busy'.U don't 'disconnect' a phone, U simply 'hang-up'.U never 'me-up' things, U only 'screw them up'.U never have a 'residence' tel.no., U have a 'home' number.U never have a 'office' tel.no., U have a 'work' no.U don't stop at the 'signals', but halt at the 'lights'.U don't 'accelerate', U 'step on the gas'.Your tyre never 'punctures', U may have a 'flat'.Trains have no 'coaches' or 'boggies' only 'carriages' or 'boxes'.There R no 'petrol pumps', but 'gas stations'.'I don't know nothing', 2 negatives don't make a positive here.U no longer meet a 'wonderful' person, U meet a 'cool dude'

U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather you flickit up.U don't 'turn on the heat', U 'turn on the juice'.There's no 'Busine Area'...only 'busine districts', and no'districts' but 'counties'.No one stays 'a stone's throw away', rather 'a few blocksaway'.There's no 'Town Side', it's 'Down Town'.In a hotel U no longer ask for a 'bill' and pay by 'cheque', rather you ask for the 'check' and pay with 'bill's(dollar).There R no 'soft drinks', only 'sodas'.Life's no longer 'miserable' it 'stinks'.U don't have a 'great' time, U have a 'ball'.U don't 'sweat it out', U 'work yr butt off'.Never 'post' a letter, always 'mail' it and 'glue' the stamps, don't 'stick' them on.U no longer live in 'flats' , U live in 'apartment'.U don't stand in a 'queue', you are in a 'line'.U no longer 'like' something, U 'appreciate' it.'#' symbol is not 'hash', it's 'pound' sign.第二部分:

U R not 'deaf', U have 'impaired hearing'.There are no 'lunatics', Only 'mentally challenged people'.And you are not be called a 'short person', you are a 'vertically challenged' person.U R not 'disgusting' U R 'sick'.U can't get 'surprised' U get 'zapped'.U don't 'schedule' a meeting, U 'skejule' it.U never 'joke', U just 'kid'.U never 'increase' the preure, U always 'crank' it up.U never ask for a pencil 'rubber' U ask for an eraser because a rubber is a condom!U don't try to find a lift...U find an elevator.U no more ask for a route but for a 'RAUT'

U don't ask somebody 'How r u ?', U say 'What's up dude?' or U say ' How U DOIN man'

U never go to see a ball game U go to watch a game.There's no such thing as a 'zero' its called an 'o', and no 'Z'-'ZED' there is only 'zee'.There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.If someone gets angry at U, U get 'flamed'.U Drive yr car on Parkways and always park your car in the DriveWay!

You do not ask for brinjal...ask for EggPlant.Also there are no ladys finger..its Okra!

Well u dont' say life is boring u say LIFE SUCKS！！!

In short U don't speak English, U speak American.汉普森英语寒假学习班开始报名了，外教一对一，轻松搞定外语，详情