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这个大伟长的高大英俊，书也读的好，是中文系许多女同学心中的白马王子，现在他 主动发短信给小丹，小丹高兴的快要飞上天了。

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阿乐对女朋友的职业要求很高，第一是教师，第二是医生，第三是军人。王大妈给他介绍了许多女朋友，都是因为不符合这些要求，他连面都不愿意见。

过了几天，王大妈又给他介绍了一个女朋友，阿乐急急忙忙地问女方是做什么工作的，大妈说：“这次包你满意，人家是军医大学的教师！” 女人的嫉妒

一女士长的微胖，她有一个习惯，就是见到蚂蚁必杀。别人不明白，问她为什么要和蚂蚁过不去，女士恨恨地回答：“这小东西，这么爱吃甜的，腰还那么细，气死我了！” ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++