英语笑话笑话一：A woman gets on a bus with her baby.The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.Ugh!" The woman goes to the re...

1.A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'The girl refused.Sixty years later, the boy died.一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请...

英语外来词的不断壮大，逐渐成为汉语中的外来词中不可忽视的一部分，如日常生活中的沙发、扑克、模特、沙拉、维他命、卡通等，另外随着网络的深人人心，越来越多的网 络...

校园幽默四则1.Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point ...

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英语冷笑话Top 1The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.Don't you know the ...

搞笑英语短文Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old w...

1.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)答：because they have just had a long march.( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;...

英语笑话短文Pig or WitchA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.A woman is driving down the same road.As they pa each other, the woman leans...

1）不差钱Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. 一个愁容满面的穷人走进大夫的诊室。"Doctor," he said, "you must help me...