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Three Times’ Beating Monster

 芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢问路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有这样一个诱人的传说。今天，我们来为你们讲述这个有趣的故事，三打白骨精。让我们开始吧！

 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，你知道我们现在在哪吗？  悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地图! 八戒:(摸出，递给孙悟空) 悟空: Look, master „„„

师父，看„„

 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

八戒！我告诫你多少次了，你不要随身带着美女照片！ 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.欧，师傅！原谅我。

 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我帮你收着，直到我们到了西天  八戒: But„„

但是„„

 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?

阿弥陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地图？

 八戒: Here.Em„„ We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So„„

这里，呃„„我们到了南京！呃，我走不动了！我饿的不行了，所以！ 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥猪！

 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will„„„.猴子，如果你敢再说一遍，我就，我就„„  悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我帮你抓虱子。 悟空: Hm!

哼！

 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事实上，我也有一点饿了。你能给我去化点斋饭吗？  八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，师父也饿了！

 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了谁吃了我最后剩下的食物！ 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„„

但是师父，如果猴哥走了妖怪来了„„

 唐僧: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃„„这是个问题。悟空，你有别的注意吗？  悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！ 八戒: This is„„

这是„„

 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

电网!我已经从师傅的书里学会了电能学。照这样做。如果你们待在里面没有妖怪能接近！ 唐僧: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃„„悟空，你变得越来越讲科学了！阿弥陀佛，知识就是力量！ 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp

3我们打牌吧！

 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)

呃，呃，电网？你们太幼稚了。 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入吗？

 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉，大妈。我们在玩斗地主，三个人就够了！ 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!欧，机会！炸弹！ 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸弹

 白骨精: Double King!王炸！

 唐僧: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)欧„„我赢了！呃，女士，你是个高手。进来教我！ 悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!

欧，妖怪！ 白骨精: Ah„„

啊„„

 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老师！ 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！ 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡说！

 悟空: Oh, please don’t„„ 欧，不要„„  唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！

 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„

请，请，欧，不„„

 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我对你很失望！

 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a leon!(变成太婆)

呃！孙悟空，我给你点颜色看看！ 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看见我女儿了吗？  唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女儿？对不起，没看见！

 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?

欧，我可怜的孩子！你这是怎么了？告诉我，谁杀了你？我受不了了！为什么受伤的总是我？  悟空:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地狱！

 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)师父，还好吗？  沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，这是几？

 唐僧: Two„(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

二„„孙悟空，游戏结束！

 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

欧„„女儿，老伴！谁干的？曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前，但是我没有珍惜，等到了失去的时候才后悔莫及，尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对我妻子和女儿说三个字“我爱你”。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是„„一万年  悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要杀了你！

 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.请不要犹豫，只管用你的金箍棒杀了我！如果没了家庭，我再也不想活了！ 唐僧: You, you„(险些晕，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你„„你杀了三个人！

 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人类！他们是妖怪变的！

 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也别让我看见你了，走！ 悟空:(悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3  八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......师父，猴哥他„„  唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

休提！不要再提那个家伙！

 白骨精:(出现)Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

哈，哈，哈！ 唐僧:（惊）You are......你是„„

 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被击退)

唐僧你是那么愚蠢！

 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha„„

我会好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈„„

 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.一千年以后. 唐僧: Wukong?

悟空？

 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

欧，猴哥！

 沙僧: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄回来了！

 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?

我，我想不明白„„发生什么了？

 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师父，你的智商需要提高！这个妖怪变成三个样子为了欺骗你！ 唐僧: How, how did you find it?

你是怎么发现的？

 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

„„猴子的直觉

 唐僧: Wukong(孙悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孙悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空，我承认这次我错怪了你，对不起！

 悟空: What?

什么？  唐僧: I'm sorry!

对不起! 悟空: Em? Louder, please！

呃，请大点声！

 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢问路在何方.mp3

对„„不„„起„„  唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙计们，走了！

 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑着担，我牵着马。

 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等来了日出，送走晚霞。

 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out. 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on„„ You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏„„敢问路在何方？路在脚下。

 All（谢幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢问路在何方？路在脚下。