三打白骨精(英语)_三打白骨精英语剧本
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Three Times’ Beating Monster
唐僧: Emitofo , do you know where we are now? 孙悟空: Bajie , map!猪八戒:(摸出，递给S)孙悟空: Look,master(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）
唐僧: Bajie!How many times I have told you not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!猪八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)唐僧:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 猪八戒: But„„
唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 猪八戒:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.孙悟空: Fat Pig!猪八戒: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will„„„.孙悟空: You will what(凶相)? 猪八戒:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).孙悟空: Hm!唐僧:（轻咳）Wukong, factually, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some food? 猪八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!唐僧: Baijie!Don’ t forget who ate my last meal!沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„..唐僧: Emm„„.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea? 孙悟空: No problem!(安装)（白骨精已躲在一旁偷看）猪八戒: This is„..?
孙悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!唐僧: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!孙悟空: Bye!(走)唐僧: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net ?You are too childish.(变成B1)白骨精变成的村姑:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.白骨精变成的村姑:(在一旁观看)Oh, Chance!Bomb!唐僧: Bomb ?(打出)白骨精变成的村姑: Double King!唐僧: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)孙悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)白骨精变成的村姑:（倒)Ah„„
唐僧:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!孙悟空: She is a monster!唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)孙悟空: Oh, please don’t„„
唐僧:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)孙悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„(痛苦抱头)唐僧：(呛住，咳)Wukong, I ’m disappointed with you!白骨精:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong , I’ll teach you a leon!(变成太婆)白骨精变成的太婆:Hello, have you seen my daughter? 唐僧: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)孙悟空:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)猪八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many? 唐僧:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)白骨精变化成的老头:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)孙悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)唐僧:（想阻止，未及）You ,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!孙悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!唐僧: Monster ? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go！孙悟空:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 猪八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy anymore!白骨精:(出现)Ha ,ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)唐僧:（惊）You are......白骨精: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha ,ha......孙悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.唐僧: Wukong? 猪八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!沙僧: Our hero is back!唐僧: I,I can't understand......What happened? 孙悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!唐僧: How, how did you find out? 孙悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)哪吒: Excuse me, where is the criminal ? 孙悟空;Ah......you are too late , Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.哪吒:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)唐僧: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)孙悟空: What? 唐僧: I'm sorry.孙悟空: Em? Louder ,please? 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)孙悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.猪八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.唐僧.孙悟空.猪八戒.沙僧: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.唐僧: One after the other the seasons go by ,and one after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.唐僧.孙悟空.猪八戒.沙僧: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
