英语搞笑改编短剧剧本孙悟空三打白骨精
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Beat it!人物：T:唐僧
M:孙悟空
P:猪八戒
S:沙僧
X:白骨精原型
B1:白骨精变成的村姑
B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人
B3: 白骨精变成男人
T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
M: Idiot, What are you looking at?
孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。
M: Fat Pig!
P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。M: Hm！
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(画圈)S: This is…..?
M: Electric net伏魔圈!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it.T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it!Monkey, You find the food as quickly as poible.I am so hungry.S: Ok, master.Bye!(飞走)T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
白骨精上场
X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 转了几圈，变成了一个村姑B1。B1:I look great!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌…..B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you? P: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(出牌)B1: Double King!王炸！
T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a bo-hand.Come in and teach me!喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！M:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah…… 惨叫声
T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have you done!She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)太晚了！Once more……(紧箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!So have you take some delicious food for me?
M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.T: bananas again?!How many times I have told you!I am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲)M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….T: Get the meat for me, quickly!（唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）
白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子
X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）
X2:hi….Mr handsome!
T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you into hell.（唐僧没有拦的住）P&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，这是几？ T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:bo,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)孙悟空，游戏结束了！
B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)M: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！M:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 P: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......准备吃唐僧 M:(悄悄走到B后，打B晕)T: Wukong? S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）
P: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Bo,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(M不理T)I admit my mistake this time(M仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起 M: What? T: I'm sorry.M: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)
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