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英语小品剧本《追星》 人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人 旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, Im so sleepy.(打哈欠)边走边-
英语小品剧本《追星》 人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说（趴在讲台上睡）
（进入梦乡）
旁白：In her dream……
(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)
A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假装看天)(然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)
明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子)
(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)
A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)
明星：（随意的回答）Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan.Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)
(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik].(有点嫌弃)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)
明星：Ok ,of course!A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature
(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)
B：Please ,please give me signature！！！!
C: No, give it to me, to me！!
(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)
A： Er? Where is it?
Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the croroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star!Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature!But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)
车主：Look out!
A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛)(车主迅速下台)
（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）
A：A dream.too?
Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again!Yes ,sleep!But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed.Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last.Before me ,there are only two people.（到B）
B:I love you very much.My dreamlover.明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星：Sure.(两人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end!I’m so excited
(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(过来一会儿)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time.Is he ok?
经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt.He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ?(伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~
ai~~ What time is it now ?(看了一下钟，表情惊讶)It’s near 8 o’clock.I can’t arrive at the school on time!Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
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